Here's a picture of a carton of Blue Bunny ice cream, a company that brands itself as "Premium Ice Cream." I had never heard of it before but think it's cool that their ice cream doesn't cost a hundred thousand dollars like ever other brand these days. The no sugar added probably contributes to that. Anyway, take note of the supply of the pecans in the picture; there are more pecans there than there are conspiracy theories about the presidential election results:
"Wow! Look at all the pecans! I can't wait to open this up and-"
"...I didn't know Butter Pecan was another name for French Vanilla..."
Blue Bunny, seriously? We're maybe a fourth of the way into this container and I can only see the asscrack of one lonesome pecan there off to the side. I realize food rarely looks like its packaging but...jeez. I mean, come on, guys. This isn't even close.
So to counter that he's another HD picture of the beautiful $5 Meal Deal from Albertsons that I would eat every day if it wouldn't turn me into Jared from Subway:
"100% of the time this is a great meal all the time"
Take note of the wings: 7 OF THEM! Plus the massive amount of wedges and mac n cheese for only 5 bucks! AND IT'S IN HD! That, my friends, is the taste of AWESOME!