My loyal fans and readers, prepare to be jealous, for I have upgraded...to the I-Phone 4. I know what you're thinking...I must have waited upward of two minutes online to place my order and spent a grand total on nothing for the retail price, but it's well worth it. Honestly, I'm not big into these so-called smart phones. They all look the same and do the same stuff. It's really the HD camera I had my eye on so then I could do things like this:
Food tastes so much better when it's in HD
Awesome.
I still have to shrink the pictures to maintain website efficiency, but you get the idea.
GREG'S GOURMET HD FTW!!!