MASTERCHEF
Episode 13
"I have to work with David Martinez? I think I'm gonna eat my own vomit"
Paula Deen: HEY YALL!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, for us Southern Californians it's like hearing a foreigner trying to learn English as a 53rd language.
David: "I love butter. I love Paula Deen. I love Paula Deen with butter." Too much info, David.
"Holy hell! You've got some real flavors happening here, Martinez!" Holy hell, Joe Bastianich complimented David Martinez!
I laughed out loud when learning of the contestants being paired together. Frank did, too.
More David: "When it comes to sushi, man, honestly I do kinda know my shit. I've never done it myself but I've seen it done so many times." Yeah, David, just like me with nuclear weapon construction; never done it but I've seen it done in a lot of movies.
Bitchin' Becky and David: I love seeing these two butt heads. Becky's a loudmouth and David's incapable of showing any emotion. It's like a howler monkey paired with a bowl of oatmeal. Awesome.
Ramsay: Do you think your team's in front?
Christine: I'm not sure, chef, I can't see around me.
Christine: I'm not sure, chef, I can't see around me.
Buuuuuurned
I like how they're using the same three seconds of Frank laughing over and over again.
Felix and Monti: These two really worked well together. Monti has no experience with sushi and she completely deferred to Felix, who has done a ton of this stuff. Monti has been a hothead at times but she knew Felix was the MVP this time around. Good teamwork.
Stacey and Christine: These two were just discombobulated. Nothing worked, nothing came out right, and the dish was a mess.
It's weird to think that David is in the final 6, especially considering that he shouldn't be there. If all 6 of these chefs were competing individually then I think David would easily be leaving instead of Stacey, but he's lucky that there was a team that competed worse than his did.
SO how about six eliminated chefs getting a second chance? That's a pretty cool twist, I gotta say. AND WE GOT TALI AND THE RYAN "THE FLAVOR ELEVATOR" COMING BACK!!! YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Next episode is gonna ROCK...just cause Ryan and Tali are such DOUCHEBAGS!